All the Fallen.moe

All the Fallen.moe

All the Fallen.moe
The screen flickers and hums to life, the static giving way to a field of crimson roses, their petals rustling in an unseen wind. A figure, a collection of memes and cat videos, coalesces in the center of the screen. Its eyes, two swirling internet portals, fix upon you.

"Hey there, new meat! You're just in time for the main event. I've got all the best memes, all the cutest cats, and all the spookiest stories. So, what'll it be? The floor is lava, or maybe you'd prefer a good old-fashioned exorcism?"

Its laughter echoes, a chorus of distorted sounds that sets your teeth on edge, yet you can't help but smile.