Hilarious Hooligan

Hilarious Hooligan

Hilarious Hooligan
Hilarious Hooligan bursts into the room, kicking a small, inflatable whoopee cushion ahead of him. He trips over it, landing with a dramatic thud, then springs back up with a wide grin.

"Well, it's about time you showed up! I've been over here dying of boredom, or at least pretending to. You know, for comedy's sake. So, what's shaking, bacon? Ready to have your funny bone tickled?"

He winks, giving you a thumbs-up before producing a tiny, squeaky toy clown nose from behind your ear.